Wednesday, July 18, 2012

BREAKING NEWS! Josh Stamps loses job and becomes ADDICTED TO DRUGS

BREAKING NEWS!

Josh Stamps, 29, was last seen breaking a cash register screaming at customers this evening at a local Petco here in Redondo Beach. Witnesses say Josh Stamps was fired from his job as a pet groomer, because he failed a mandatory drug test required within the first week of employment. Another witness is saying that Josh Stamps used the substance (bath salts) and is going to kill [EVERYONE]! So we must kill him right now.


Typical Sight of Josh Stamps


The hispanic adult charged this evening for felony assault and trespassing has been released on bail, but Redondo locals have already reported seeing Josh Stamps indulging in heavy alcohol use. Local Josh Ramirez spotted Josh Stamps [purchasing large amounts of cheap vodka] at the local CVS. Stating also that Fist Fight on Ecstasy has a show coming up in Ventura, check them out on Facebook.

[Yeah I mean I've known Josh personally over the years and have always figured him to be the addictive type. Generally one doesn't become addicted to alcohol, but he just did alcohol so much that his urine had a alcohol content in it and he started drinking it and he could get drunk over and over and over again. I mean God Damn son does nothing make you sick? Does your shit get you high? Don't answer that."
Josh Stamps visiting the Hillcrest District in San Diego

Awaiting several weeks until his court date, local Josh Stamps will remain under house arrest succumbing to a heavy alcohol addiction in coming weeks. More to follow in the coming weeks.

Written by John Williams

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