Wednesday, July 18, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: This FAMILY produced CHILDREN!

BREAKING NEWS!

Three months ago since yesterday, couple Mario Moreno & Susan Martinez produced a child in order to purely redeem the benefits from the federal government that comes with having offspring without proper living conditions. This young hispanic family will now be redeeming a thousand dollars a month for a substantial amount of years, but will most likely however use this money on methamphetamine and hydraulics to appear in the next COXCH music video.


Mario Moreno was only a sophomore at Oxnard Highschool before he dropped out with 0.0 GPA following being caught with a hand gun and three ounces of an illegal substance called Bath Salts. Given the choice of dropping out or expulsion, Mario dropped out but however was soon picked up in the streets on a felony robbery charge.

The mother Susan Martinez was a AP Honors student at local Oxnard High before she hooked up with Mario at a local Project X party. Now this was not a straight edge party mind you, well after the two hispanic teens had sexual inter-coarse repeatedly, Mario inseminated Susan with his ejaculation. From this point on Mario placed his clothing back on and left the Project X party.


The Oxnard Police Department is currently looking for Mario Moreno on charges of rape and so anything tip to his where-abouts would be much appreciated. Please if you see the mother be careful because not only is she a complete fucking idiot, but she also let the man in the above picture put his penis inside her. 


Written by Channel 5 News Team

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